About this bitch

I wrote a blog for three years that I took down one night after too many vodka shots.  Immediate regret was followed by a slew of emails asking me, “WTF?” “WTH?” and “WTHH?”  “What the holy hell?” is my personal favorite.  I didn’t realize how much I’d miss blogging.

Fear, it’s an ugly thing.  Fear of exposure, fear of co-workers or worse, bosses finding it.  Fear that I was getting writer’s block.  Et cetera.  Now I know it was timing, since the six years that followed were so busy (sick dogs, working nights and weekends) and I needed a break. Well, that, and I started playing WoW at night, and killing dragons and imps sort of took over.  (P.S. You really can’t raid when you have a needy dog who somehow knows when you just entered a dungeon and are at the first boss.)  Eventually, like last year, I got tired of WoW.  I wasn’t working nights and weekends.  Then Mr. Swirly died in June 2012 and I had no idea what the fuck to do with my spare time.

Off and on over the past six years, I tried starting a few other blogs, only to get bored with them, and quickly.  Turns out I was writing what I thought I should write, not what I needed to write to get the voices outside of my head and in here, where I can deal with them more effectively.  Nope, I don’t have multiple personality disorder (at least, I haven’t been diagnosed with it yet, but some believe that is debatable).  I’m talking about all the crazy shit going on in my head.

I finally decided that I’d bring back the old non-girlfriend because I had so much fun with it before.  About 80% of this shit is made up, 15% an exaggeration and 5% true.  I won’t spoil it for you –  will let you guess which is which. [On the rare occasion that I say something NICE about the non-BF, it’s definitely in the 5% true category.  Just so you know.  P.S. He made me write that.]

I hope you enjoy my blog.  If you do not, don’t tell me.  As I told a friend the other day, I like living in denial.

Ranting and shamelessly self-promoting since 2004.  Okay, so I took a break for a while, but the bitch is back!

5 responses

  1. Write for those of us who have no life. hahahaha

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    1. I’m fucking whimsical, all right!

  3. […] non-girlfriend it's more fun this way! About this bitch […]

  4. Thank you very much for putting me on your blogroll. Your readers are clicking through to my site. Now, keep skanking it up!

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